Okay, so I know I’m a day late, but I didn’t want to completely skip this week’s Sunday Stealing. I’m trying to get back into the swing of things, and I’m trying to cheer myself up. Memes make me feel good, so you shall get a meme now.

Cheers to all of us thieves!

23. Do you ever walk around the house naked?

Sometimes, but now that we’ve got the little one it doesn’t happen as much.

24. If you were an animal what would you be? Why?

A bulldog, so I could lie around being pampered and loved on all day.

25. Hair color you like on someone you’re dating?

I’m a dark blonde/brown kinda girl.

26. If suffering an injury, would you rather be left blind or deaf?

That’s a tough one.  I’m going to say deaf.

27. Do you have any special talents?

Um…not that I want to discuss!

28. What do you do as soon as you walk in the house?

Kick my shoes off, and change into my pjs.

29. Do you like horror or comedy?

comedy

30. Are you missing anyone?

My bff.  We haven’t seen each other in forever.

31. Where do you want to live when you are old?

In a log cabin in the mountains.

32. Who is the person you can count on the most?

My wonderful husband.

33. If you could date any celebrity past or present, who would it be?

Hmm…probably one of the two single Hayden brothers.  You may not know who they are, but they’re celebrities in my world (one’s an AMA champ & the other is a Moto GP world champ)

34. What did you dream last night?

I think my dream stemmed from the fact this is about the time last year when my dad went hunting and hit a deer with his truck before he ever made it to his hunting spot.  I dreamed I borrowed his truck, hit a deer, and I had to call him.  I said I had bad news and good news.  He wanted the bad news first.  I said “well, I just wrecked your truck.” He said “well, how the heck can there be good news?”, and I said, “I got ya a deer!”
35. What is your favorite sport to watch?

College Football & Motorcycle Racing

36. Are you named after anyone?

I share my mom’s middle name, Elaine.  That’s also why I chose to name my daughter Elliana.  I wanted something similar, but not the same.

37. What is your favorite alcoholic drink?

Midori Coladas

38. Non alcoholic drink?

Sweet Tea

39. Have you ever been in love?

Yes.

40. Do you sing in the shower?

Sometimes.

41. Have you ever been arrested?

Nope.

42. What is your favorite Holiday?

Christmas.

43. Would you ever get plastic surgery?

Not unless it was medically necessary.

44. Have you ever caught a fish?

That’s a stupid question.  Have I forgotten to mention how big of a redneck I am?

According to the latest spam comments I just emptied I’m in need of an escort and a bail bondsman. Well, I guess that means it’s safe to go ahead and do some stealing, too!

Today we ripped off a blogger namedTense Teacher from the blog Tense for a Reason. It’s long so we’ll do it in two parts. She stole it from The Coffee Table. But, it was probably stolen there as well. So, of course, that will be as far as we go. Tracing back our theft’s thieves might take some time. Take the time to comment on other player’s posts. It’s a great way to make new friends! Link back to us at Sunday Stealing!

Cheers to all of us thieves!

1. Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work? 

Um, no, although I fully admit to the spit & wipe.

2. What’s the largest age difference between yourself and someone you’ve dated?

6 years.  There was one guy I almost dated who was 9 years older, but since I was 19 at the time the age difference scared me away. A couple weeks later I met my hubby, so all was well.

3. Ever been in a car wreck?

Yep, a few times, but nothing serious.

4. Were you popular in high school?

Ha! Only if you consider being a total geeky outcast popular!

5. Have you ever been on a blind date?

Yep, and I’m so glad I don’t have to do that again.  It was a disaster.

6. Are looks important?

No because what one person thinks is hot doesn’t mean it’s the same as what the next person thinks.  What matters is that you be yourself and let your inner beauty shine.

7. Do you have any friends that you’ve known for 10 years or more?

Yep, quite a few.

8. By what age would you like to be married?

I got married 8 years ago right before my 22nd birthday.

9. Does the number of people a person’s slept with affect your view of them?

Not really.  I don’t dwell on the past.

10. Have you ever made a mistake?

Who hasn’t?

11. Are you a good tipper?

I’m an excellent tipper if the service is good.  I was a waitress for many years, and I know how important those tips are.  I don’t automatically leave a great tip just because, though.  If the service sucks your tip will show it.

12. What’s the most you have spent for a haircut?

I think $20 was about the max.  I have a family member that usually does it for free, and a friend who will do it on the cheap when I need her to.

13. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?

Yep. 9th grade.  I thought Coach C was swoon worthy.

14. Have you ever peed in public?

If peeing in the woods or behind a car counts!  It’s the norm at a backwoods field party.

15. What song do you want played at your funeral?

William Orbit- Adagio For Strings

16. Would you tell your parents if you were gay?

Hmm…I’m not sure, but since I’m not gay I don’t have to figure that out.  I come from a very strict Church of God family, so there are a lot of things I never told my family…like that I lived with my husband for a year and 1/2 before we got married.  That in itself would’ve gotten me disowned, so I know being gay wouldn’t go over well at all.  Yeah, they suck, and I’m glad I’m nothing like them.

17. What would your last meal be before getting executed?

As many crab legs as I could stuff in my belly with a side of cheesecake.

18. Beatles or Stones?

Beatles

19. If you had to pick one person on earth to die, who would it be?

The woman who just murdered her 2 sons, ex husband, and step mom.  I know innocent until proven guilty and all that, but if she did it may she burn in hell.  Maybe that wish will come true, and she’ll get the death penalty.  Anyone who is willing to murder their own sons for insurance money deserves to die a slow painful death.

20. Beer, wine or hard liquor?

Depends on the occasion.  Mostly Beer and liquor, but of course not in that order.

21. Do you have any phobias?

Tornadoes

22. What are your plans for the future?

To enjoy the rest of my life with my family no matter what path is laid in front of me.