The Ramblings Of Jenn Shuey

Here is my late edition of Thursday Thunks even though I’m a wee bit late.  It will give you all something to read while I’m off seeing the munchkin bouncing around on that screen.  Wish us luck, and let’s hope the little booger doesn’t decide to keep it’s legs crossed!

Heterochromia, A Haunted Earth and The Dungeon

1. Do you know anyone with heterochromia? Does it freak you out or do you think it’s interesting?

Actually I do, and it doesn’t freak me out.  My cousin has Sectoral heterochromia (one brown eye and one eye that is half blue & half brown), and I think it’s the coolest!  When I was a kid I wanted to trade eyes with her.

2. Should a 5th face be added to Mount Rushmore? If so, who?

Nah, leave it be.  We the people are already paying for way too much for stuff that isn’t needed anyway, like the $18 million recovery.gov website redesign!

3. If you could live on any planet other than earth, which one would you choose and why?

Saturn because it’s awesome.  My house would float on it’s rings because I’m just cool like that.

4. We’re going to spend the night at a reportedly haunted location, are you going with us?

Heck no.  Been there, done that, and I’m a sissy!

If so, which reportedly haunted place are we going?
5. Did you play The Queen’s Meme this week? If so, was it fair of The Queen to put Berleen in the dungeon by association with Kimber? (We all know Kimber deserved it, but Berleen?!)

Nope so I guess I have no opinion!

6. What color is the towel(s) hanging in your bathroom?

The one at the sink is green & purple with lots of frogs on it.  There’s a pink one on the back of the door, and a green one over the tub.  Yeah, I think we own towels in every color of the rainbow and then some.

7. Tell us something funny that happened to you recently.

Um…as clumsy as I am right now something funny happens to me everyday, but my pregnancy brain fog doesn’t allow me to remember most of it.

8. We just bought you a cow. Do you kill it & grill it, feed it & milk it, or sell it?

Now that depends on a lot of factors.  How old is said cow?  Has said cow had a calf recently?  It is still producing milk?  I know I couldn’t bring myself to kill it.

What the heck am I saying?  I’m too lazy to milk it, so I’d feed it and plump the sucker up then sell it for a profit.  At least that’s what I say I would do, but I tend to develop a soft spot for our cows and never want to sell them.  I’m especially attached to Dodge, my bottle fed baby steer, although he’s no longer a baby.
9. It’s 115 degrees outside (46 degrees Celsius), are you able to go without Air Conditioning?

Are you insane?  Ok I suppose if I absolutely HAD to I could, but it’d be a struggle right now.  Non-pregnant I could do it because that body freezes when it’s 80 out, but this pregnant body thinks all things hot are from the devil!  I find myself stripping down when it’s 60 inside.

10. When you visit the zoo do you wonder which animal tastes better with a bit of butter & spices?

Not usually, but dang you.  I better not go to the zoo anytime soon!  I’m already craving pot roast.

11. Dog ate your homework/work papers. Does it crap out Shakespeare, quantum physics, or just crap?

Total crap.

12. We are taking you to a broadway show, what are we going to see?

Aww man I have to choose just one? How about I give you a list of everything I want to see and you surprise me?  Then again I want to see everything.

13. Gunshots in your neighborhood. Pop, pop, pop. Do you go out to take a look, or hide?

Neither.  It’s either the kids down the road shooting squirrels, my Grandpa shooting at whatever’s eating his garden, or my neighbor holding target practice.  If it’s hunting season add in 10,000 other things it could be.

Come on.  I live on a farm in the mountains of South Carolina…what do you expect?